#sorry to my regular followers and moots for this lmao

[diamondcitydarlin]

"All hail to the Realm of Raj!"

AMC's Interview with the Vampire 01x07

[kylos-starlight]

There was a post going around about what selfship that isn't your own is your favourite and ya know.. I'M GONNA WRITE SOME OF MY FAVOURITES OF MY REGULAR MOOTS RIGHT NOW! GET TAGGED NERDS /j /silly also if you hate that I tagged you sorry, feel free to completely ignore my loud arse lmao

@heatobrienswife - OF COURSE you and heat are an amazing power couple! You two are literally made for each other! I also really love your familial bond with Nerugumi!!

@mauls-waifu - GIVEN but absolutely adore you and Maul together!!! I love your dynamics and how you talk about him is just really sweet (and sometimes funny!) You two are definitely one of my otps forever of all time!

@mahitosoulmate - YOU AND MAHITO! I love that you don't shy away from the gory stuff and that you two match each others freaks! It's always so wonderful reading the fics you make about you two and the art AND YOUR FAMILY WITH HIM its soooo cute! :D

@gozyutyranno - waving my georgebrooke flag all the way from Canada, you two are so cute and I love reading any time you gush about him it's so lovely. I can tell you love him so much!!!

@moorshipping - [shaking your shoulders] YOU AND KYLAR ARE THE SWEETEST NERDS EVER /lh (I mean that in a good way!) You two are SO IN LOVE and you're so friggin adorable together you make me want to cry rainbows! I can tell how much he means to you with ever fic and every piece of art you make!

@sapphire-heart-tippy - YOU AND VANILLA BUT ALSO YOU AND BEL! I will never stop shouting to the high heavens that you could draw for the media Vanlla is from! You incorporated Bel so perfect that I totally forget that Bel isn't actually in the show! I love all of your art and how you gush about them both! Ya'll are so sweet!

@dragonsmooch - YOU AND YOUR SHARK MAAANNN but also I really love your familial fics with papa foxy, I love love looovee the family dynamic and I'm always so enthralled when I read your fics! Ya'll are GREAT!

@dameronswife - OKAY SO I know we only JUST started to follow each other but from what I've seen so far, your relationship with Poe is the sweetest darn thing ever! I cannot wait to learn more about you two!!

@lances-wife - You and Lance are top tier! but also you and Brahms is really growing on me~! I want to learn everything about your realtionships~! Ya'll are so sweet!!

@literally-just-there - INFORMANT AND SEEKER are the bees knees! So sweet my doctor told me I need to cut back (I wont) /lh / j I love every art piece you bring out I can just feel the love radiating form every piece! Yes, even the silly ones! :3

@ama-ships - [BANGS POTS IN PANS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM] you and Majima are adorable together! I love the witty banter between you both and I adore how you're always sticking up for him despite you knowing he could handle himself. You're so protective and its SUPER SWEET!

@dontcallmesweetpea - I know you're taking a break but I really do love your dynamic with Gail! You fell so hard and so fast for her and it was honestly really nice to see considering I remember you stated you have trouble with attachment so knowing she was there and basically glued to your hip was really heartwarming to see! my fave! ahh!

[moss-ridden-owl-creature]

Introduction Post :DD

(last updated: 8/2/25)

I don’t know exactly how to do this but I’m doing it anyways!

‼️BEFORE THE INTRO: please do not ask me for donations. I can’t tell which are scams and which aren’t. I’m a minor and also cannot donate along with the fact that hospitals and severe injuries often shown in the asks are massive triggers for me and can send me into panic attacks very easily. Your asks will be DELETED.‼️

I’m diagnosed with Psychotic/psychosis-based delusions. Please don’t attempt to “reality check me” it does nothing except cause me distress.

+🌑+🌘+🌗+🌖+🌕+🌔+🌓+🌒+🌑+

Name: Call me Mike, Millard, Cassidy, Telemachus or Jason :) (generally don’t care) (nicknames for friends/moots: Cass, Mills, Millie, Tem, Jace or anything else you wanna call me)

Age: 15+ (I’m a minor)

Gender: Non-binary (pronouns: any except for neos)

Orientation: biromantic & Demisexual :)

Religion: Hellenic & Nordic pagan (Greek & Norse deities. Probably won’t post often about this stuff but I do reblog things relating to it) (No, I am not interested in converting, don’t try it. Believe me, the Mormons at my school have tried.)

I’ll post my art once in while! Nothing on my blog in terms of interests is set in stone, but you will likely see art from fandoms I’m in, or of my ocs/fursonas!

I am endo-neutral. I will interact with both pro and anti endos. I genuinely do not care what your stance on it is. Just don’t bring syscourse to my blog or DMs.

VERY VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE:

‼️‼️DO NOT FOLLOW, INTERACT, COMMENT, REPOST OR REBLOG ANY OF MY CONTENT IF YOU SELFSHIP WITH ANY OF MY FICTOTYPES. IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL.‼️‼️‼️

theriotype: Tundra wolf! (Spiritual) hearttypes: border collie & crows! (Spiritual)

kintypes: Causcasian Shepard (tan and gray/black coat specifically), cryptids (deer-like-wolf-man-thing), & dragons

Fictotypes/fictionkin:

Micheal Afton (FNaF, game ver.), Millard Nullings (MPHFPC, book ver.), Cassidy (Vengeful spirit/Golden Freddy) (FNaF, game/survival log book ver.), Jason Grace (Riordanverse, canon-divergent), Cormoran Stike (BBC/CB Strike, show ver.) & Telemachus (EPIC: The musical) [perma shift]

Matthias Helvar (SoC) fictionhearted!

Am I okay with doubles?

Micheal: sorry no!

Cassidy: ehh- it’s iffy

Millard: Sure?

Jason: nope, sorry!!

Cormoran: uhh- sure?

Telemachus: depends.

Some form of relation/connection to the FNaF franchise besides a kintype. Potential hearthome or idk maybe I’m just sad about my family lmao (damn. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say in regards to the Aftons.)

CANONMATES!!!!:

@queen-penelope-of-ithaca - my mom!!! (Telemachus)

@king-odysseus-of-ithaca - father!!!! (Also Telemachus)

@sadkachow - MY BRO!!!! Aka PERCY!!! (Jason)

THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG. THIS IS PURELY MY THOUGHTS AND DUMB SHIT. THAT WILL INCLUDE MY FICTIONKIN EXPERIENCES.

Depending on if I’m feeling shifty or having really strong emotions in regards to something related to my sources, my post text color may change and I’ll sign off the message but basically: Micheal, Cassidy, Millard, Telemachus

my alts!!:

@y0ur-l0cal-1nvisible - a MPHFPC-centric blog about my source and Millard Nullings kin stuff

@the-vengefulspirit - a horror-based FNaF-centric blog and my general Cassidy & Micheal Afton kin experiences @prince-of-ithaca - EPIC! The Musical and The Odyssey (+general Greek mythology) centric blog with my Telemachus fictotype

@s0n-0f-jupiter - PJO and Greek mythology centric blog with my Jason Grace fictotype!

@tr4sh-b4stard - just a regular alt acc for me, this will probably end up being deleted as I never use it for anything.

Fandoms: Grishaverse, Riordanverse, The MCU, The Folk of The Air, Murder Drones, FNaF, Heathers, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, The Lunar Chronicles, C.B Strike (my beloved depressed detectives<3), Night at The Museum (I’m a Jeditavious shipper <3), The Hunger Games, The Song of Achilles, EPIC: The Musical, Aru Shah, Hamilton (technically), Warriors, Avatar: TLA, Iron Widow, The Furry fandom, and many others! (These are in no specific order) (green text indicates hyperfixations)

I’m a batshit insane Kaz Brekker simp lol :)

Other things: I’m a furry (my fursona’s are Halskë, Prince & Kiju! I will probably post about these guys.) I am diagnosed with ADHD, several anxiety disorders, I’m a Slytherin, Cabin 7 (Apollo), I’m a fan of bones and taxidermy :) I also bow hunt large game such as antelope, deer, elk and big horned sheep :)

C!Technoblade (DSMP) synpath! (Not a kintype! Just relate to the character:) )

Milo Rossi (Miniminuteman) fan :)

I am a diehard FNaF fan. I will talk about it for HOURS. I love FNaF. Mention it and I will vibrate at a frequency strong enough to shatter glass. So yes, please talk to me about it :)

DNI: Basic haters, bigots, pro-Nazis, zoos, racists, or fans of The Human Centipede (Gives me PTSD-like triggers.) Those who are “Nordic Myth” kins of any type. (Marvel kins are not included. Y’all are fine.) & NSFW blogs, I’m a minor and on the asexual spectrum and it makes me uncomfortable, thanks! :)

also please note, even if you are not in my DNI list, I do block freely, I do not stand for people who are constantly pessimistic. I don’t care if you’re pessimistic in general, myself am a realist, but what I mean by that is if you are more than 80% of the time just a negative being, I will most likely not interact with you. I am endo neutral. Don’t bring discourse to me.

another thing! My content is considerably 13+ (I will not respond to asks if you under 14 years old, as it makes me uncomfortable.) and if you are older than 25, do not interact with me (EX: asks. The exception for this would be like if I follow you and send you an ask.), as you are between 10-5 years older than me. (The under 14 rule does not apply to those who are regressors, and regressors ARE allowed to interact with my content, but be warned, not all of my content is suitable for littles, be safe!)

I accept people of all gender, sexual, and/or identity. Don’t come on to my profile with your phobic bullshit.

online friends/moots! (Aka the beings allowed to call me Cass) :D @kirshimadenkisero @the-bineapple @writingnotes520 @popatochsp @ace-upmysleeve @queen-penelope-of-ithaca @king-odysseus-of-ithaca @im-just-another-pony @lemonade-tree7 (These goobs are also my mutuals!)

@crooked--compass is my IRL bestie 🫵 (don’t be alarmed if he says dumb shit on my posts)

my tags!

Original posts: #Cryptid whispers, #Dragon Growls, #The Wolf Bites #N Rambles, #Cassidy’s Rambles

art: #The Moss Owl Creature Has Taken To Scribbling, #Owl Draws Will add more as the list grows!

reblogs: #Dragon Rumbles

That’s all! Have a good day/evening :D

(FNaF plushie divider made by @sister-lucifer here on tumblr!) (Millard user box made by @clumsypaws here on tumblr!) (Half-blood user box by @spacedreamon here on Tumblr!)

[winterrrnight]

edith's 600 followers celebration!

I absolutely cannot believe my eyes! 600 of you! (well, there are bots too but STILL!!!) this really means sooo much to me <33 writing is my vice, my way of letting out emotions, and to share stories of scenarios dreamt and words thought. To see so many of you enjoy reading it, share such beautiful views with me, always makes me so giddy with happiness 💓💓 thank you so so much for the continuous support 🥹 I hope to always keep on providing you guys content <33

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STARTED: 29 february, 24 ENDED: 10 march, 24

EVENTS

go on without me: choose a prompt from here and a character from drew/rafe/zach and I will write you a concept/blurb!

sitting in traffic: ask me anything from here + give me your answers too!

japanese whiskey: give me a character out of drew/rafe/zach and a concept and I will make a 9 pic moodboard of it!

let the grass grow: send me this ask and I will tell you what I associate with you and your blog! (moots only!)

you against yourself: send me this ask and I will share one of my favorite drew/rafe/zach edits off pinterest or instagram! (Inspired by @runningfrom2am's celly event <3) (you can specify if you need one of a certain character out of the three :))

if and/or when: send me a profile picture and I will give you matching navigation post pictures and headers!

end scene: recommend me something! recommend me any of your favorite movies, shows, albums, artists, books etc, and in turn I’ll recommend you one from my collection of favs!

no tumblr games like fmk, cym etc. because they stress me out LMAO

RULES

be nice and respectful in the ask box and to everyone else participating in the event!

please be patient as I go through my asks, I am a full time student so I unfortunately have a life outside tumblr which at times needs more focus than my little tumblr blog does </3

please be mindful of my requesting rules, main one being I only write sfw content!

only one request per ask please! you can send infinite number of asks though <3

my regular requests will be closed for the time being!

anonymous asks are very much welcome! <3 (I also accept anon emojis :))

tagging my mutuals and my taglist who are the reason this blog exists and keeps on running 🥹💗 you all give me reason to wake up each morning <3

@runningfrom2am @saccharinesammie @maybankslover @totalswag @madelynie @chenslucy @ietss @elle-mp3 @viawritesstuff @wallsdreams @lunalitva @sadfury @newsies-pape-girl @jamesbuckybarneswify @xxxlaura @thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles @callsignwidow @assmaaaaa @starkowswife @drewstarkeyswifehoe @jjchaer @f4ll-for-you @wearemadeofstardust0 @drewsmusee @rafegirly @addriaenne @leighbronk @rafesdrew @bejeweledreverie @raf3sgff @aerangi @drewstarkey1bae @moneymaybank @spideysimpossiblegirl @tortured-poets-depxrtment @xxbutdaddyilovehimxx @oceandriveab @rylie-m @obaex @b1mb0slvt @cameronspecial @congratsloserr @rafeinterlude @brioffthegrid @flonkertn @milo-manheim-luver & my beautiful anons <3

so sorry if you did not want to be tagged, feel free to ignore!

check out the tag ‘edith’s 600 followers celebration! 🪄’ to remain updated with everything I post for the celly!

[cheriecoke]

hi rylie,

talking about safe space.. lately, since i switched blogs, i've been having some mixed feelings. While I feel more at ease and comfortable, i can't shake off this sense of being an outsider? like i'm standing on the sidelines while all the other writers interact, already familiar with each other. it's giving “new kid” energy, hahaha but i've been trying to make friends, so it doesn’t just feel like i’m logging in, dropping a fic, and bouncing.

any advice? i’d really appreciate your input if you have any thoughts.

HI JESS !! sobbing bc i had a whole long response typed out and then it got deleted by tumblr, my number one opp. this is really long but hopefully it's helpful in some way!!!

i'm so sorry to hear that you're feeling like that :( i know that ur feelings are coming from moving blogs, but i think that's been the general consensus on here (at least from my close moots/friends). that many people feel like an outsider. it's been weird on here lately, and while this is kind of a cliche thing to say, more people feel similar to that then you'd think <3

but i can def give you my advice on how i made friends !!! i'm honestly pretty shy so it took me a while, but everyone's different when it comes to interactions. how i started out was just by talking to and following people who had reblogged my fics. sending a "hey thank u so much for reading" or even just a little question to break the ice really helps. i tend to be more talkative to people who send me asks first, but i know that's not the same for everyone bc some do have friends they already stick with and don't really branch out :// some of my friends i've randomly dm'd and started a conversation with if i feel like there's one to be had and they're open to that.

i will say my easiest friendships came from giving people my discord, if you have one. personally i'm more comfortable with 1 on 1 conversations, so i just offer it up to any of my mutuals (which, i will def give u mine if you want it hehe). and if they want to chat with me more, then they can !! but servers are another good way if you do better in group chats. i know some people don't like dm's and would rather just talk in a server. personally i've had some bad experiences and i also know i will never talk in them, so i tend not to join them. but i know many people that really like them and/or networks bc they are more outgoing than me LOL. and also, they can share their fics and it makes it easier to circulate them and get support! but yeah, don't feel like you HAVE to join them to make friends, i think that's a misconception on here.

don't be too hard on yourself though, i was the same way for a while as well. sometimes i still feel like all i do is drop fics and the random personal life story and dip LMAO. being perfectly transparent, it took me probably 6 months to find a mutual i still interact with today, and a year to find one i would consider my friend! i think a lot of people really pretend on here, but of all the mutuals i talk to on a somewhat regular basis, every single one of them has told me within the past few weeks that they feel like they don't fit in here. which, i do not say that to be discouraging but instead to be like i PROMISE it's not you at ALL. and honestly, within the bsd fandom, there's only a few people i really interact with. everyone's superrrr nice (for the most part), but it's tough to make close friends in that fandom ><

okay but also i saw u were doing kinktober and i think this is a great time to get interactions !! i gained so many followers and started talking to so many people during this time last year, so i feel like you will have good luck with it :))

[stranger-nightmare]

Hope Hosts (another) Sleepover Event: 1st - 14th Feb

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Okay so this was supposed to be to celebrate me hitting 2k followers but in the meantime I’ve managed to hit 3.9k followers lmao!

So to celebrate I’m doing another sleepover, but this time you can request mini headcanons / drabbles, but specifically for characters that I haven’t written for yet!

You’re also more than welcome to play some games with me / ask questions, just come join in the sleepover fun!🖤

I don’t really have time frame for this other than it will begin on Feb 1st and will likely last for about two weeks, so hopefully we’ll wrap up just in time for Valentines Day!! But honestly it depends on how many of you get involved, we shall see😈

Edit: requests closed, all slots are full

Without further ado, here’s the list of characters you can request for: (but you are welcome to request someone outside of this list if you really want to)

Wanda Maximoff

Yelena Belova

Kate Bishop

Harley Quinn (DCEU)

Steve Rogers

Thor Odinson

Loki

Sylvie

Peter Parker (Andrew/TASM variant only)

Makkari (would love to do some Drukkari x Reader too)

Thena

Sersi

Ajak

Dane Whitman

Frank Castle

Billy Russo

Carol Danvers

Hope Van Dyne

Valkyrie

Eddie Brock

Xu Xialing

Xu Shang-Chi

Here are the characters I have technically written for but not a lot so would definitely like to do more of:

Bucky Barnes

Natasha Romanoff

Rick Flag (DCEU)

Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Ikaris

But also please feel free to request almost any other character you want, if I know them (and like them) I’ll happily write something for you!🖤

IMPORTANT: My only 'rule' this time is that I will limiting my headcanons / drabbles to 15 slots. With this limited availability in mind I therefore ask please do not request more than one writing per person, just so more people have the opportunity to get something🖤

Here’s some prompt lists you can use if you’d like:

Hurt / Comfort prompts

Angst / Fluff / Smut prompts

Send in your requests!! (only one per person please) (limited to 15 slots)

Questions / games are unlimited, feel free to fire away!

Send me:

This or that / make me choose

FMK (kiss or kill, you choose) (bonus points if its from the characters listed above)

Questions (personal or fandom related)

Ask for advice

Ask about an upcoming project

Ask about my Second Chances series

Confess something to me / make me confess

Horny thots (again, bonus points if from the list above)

As there will be nsfw thots this event is strictly 18+, minors you shouldn’t be on my page to begin with so shoo!!

More in-depth info here

Thank you, love you!✨💫🖤🥰 let’s have some fun!

- Hope🐝

I am once again (no pressure) tagging some of moots🥰 @mothdruid @wannabevampire @murdicks @galaxysgal @wtfobiwan @mushroomlupin @clints-lucky-arrow @inklore @siempre-bucky @singledadharrington @redroomproperty @tompetersebbuckyhazleo @foxe @sapphireplums @greenorangevioletgrass @lokianddruigsbitch @bemine-bucky @strwbrrybucky

P.S. sorry for the incredibly long post🙈

[murswrites]

2,000 Followers Celebration!

Request Queue / Rules for Requesting / Masterlist

Guess who hit 2k followers? Me? Somehow?? Thank you all so much, it literally means the world that I've managed to convince so many people my writing is spectacular 😌✨ Okay, that's enough sarcasm LMAO. Seriously, thank y'all so very much for reblogging, commenting, giving me feedback, being kind, and mostly entertaining my dumbassary for over a year.

It's so wild to think how far my writing (and I've) come in the last year, I definitely wouldn't be the same person I am today had I not posted my first Peaky Blinders imagine over a year ago in March 2020, at the start of what I thought was a month off of school which quickly turned into a year-long endeavor.

Tumblr has become my main source of entertainment and honestly my favorite social media platform. And it's all thanks to you cool cats for making an idiot like me feel safe enough to shitpost on the regular and slaughter caucasian men for fun.

I've decided to do something lowkey for this celebration even though this is such a huge milestone purely because my mental health isn't the best and my brain is seriously melted from playing Minecraft so much lately 😭

We're gonna be doing a good old fashion sleepover that's going to start today (Tuesday, April 6th) and end next Tuesday (April 13th, 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time) This is definitely not an original idea so just know ALL of my moots that have done sleepovers have inspired these options <3

Sorry for the ramblings! Get ready for a week-longer slumber party besties, I'm going to make your life a living hell 🥰✨(loving/sarcastic) [the idea is to send the corresponding emoji in your ask so I know what you want!]

🖤 Cast your mutuals - send me an ask to cast my moots as anything! Astrology signs, colors, smells, TV shows, songs, whatever comes to mind! 💔 Fuck, Marry, Kill - send me characters (or celebs) from any of my fandoms and I'll cry over y'all tormenting me <3 💛 Would You Rather - what's a sleepover without these silly games? (anybody remember M.A.S.H??) send me two random things to choose from, may it be people, games, colors, drinks, etc. 💙 Paragraph Fics - very short fics based off of a single dialogue prompt, a small idea (ex: reader learns how to swim) and I'll write a paragraph (or more if I'm inspired) for you! 💜 Ships [10/10] * - there are limited spots because the last time I did them I quickly got overwhelmed (despite having so few). Send me your name, pronouns, sexuality if you like, MBTI assignment, moral alignment, hell your zodiac sign, anything about you that you think I need to know, and then at MOST 2 of my fandoms and I'll ship you with a character! 🤍 Miscellaneous - send me anything honestly, random ask games, things that remind you of me, song, movie, book recommendations, etc.

* = Any of my mutuals will be able to send ships even if all spots are "filled", that's on favoritism (/s)

[eldritchsurveys]

965.

5k Survey LVIII

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home??? >> I’m sorry, but it’s 2020. I will definitely have a phone. Let’s say my phone was out of charge or something (which is also kind of implausible, I don’t leave home without either my phone being adequately charged or my power pack in my bag, but... hey)... in which case I’d just ask someone for a dollar-fifty. I mean, it’s not like I’ve never panhandled before, it’s not the worst thing in the world. (Also, can I just say... even if the pay phones weren’t jammed, if I was out of money I couldn’t use them anyway, lol. So... yeah...) 2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom? >> Not long. I don’t have a lot of stuff. Mostly my problem with organisation is that I get really into it and I want to have a particular dedicated place for literally everything, which is kind of unfeasible in reality. Well, my reality, anyway. 2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom: >> I’d rather not. 2954. What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee) There they are a-standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... >> I don’t know any of these rhymes (I’m assuming they’re rhymes?). 2955. Where ARE the wild things? >> In the book.

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in? >> --- 2957. Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-) I'll give some answers..you give the questions. Ready? Begin. The answer is: Purple Yellow Candle Pepsi Peace Lisa Cotton Flag 42 2958. Pick a letter. List some great words starting with that letter: >> V: Vindicate, vengeance, viridian, vermillion, verdant, vicissitude, verklempt... 2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care? >> I don’t know, but there aren’t eight days in a week anyway so it’s moot. 2960. Have you told your parents you love them today? >> Of course fucking not. 2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil? >> I knew this once, but I’ve forgotten. No matter, a simple google search would remind me, but I’m not going to do it for this question. 2962. Have you ever cross-dressed? >> I’ve worn clothes that were marketed to men as well as clothes that were marketed to women. Most of the time, I wear them because I like them, not necessarily because I want to specifically give the appearance of being a gender I am not. 2963. Are we living in a world without end? >> I don’t know, but from our short-lived perspective, it would certainly seem that way. 2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave? >> I might remember this, but I also might be confusing it with similar cases, because apparently, this sort of bullshit happens with some regularity. Anyway, I don’t recall having an opinion about the people that do this, aside from, “well, that sure is fucked up”. 2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition? >> Like Bring It On? Sure, that was a fun movie. 2966. Are you singing in the rain? >> Well, no. I’m inside, taking a survey. 2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade? >> I... what? 2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate? >> The act doesn’t matter. Intimacy can be present (or not present, as it were) in any situation. 2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf? >> For me, yeah. It’s been that time for a few years now, unfortunately. 2970. Why is it that the truth hurts? >> Oh, because. 2971. How do you feel about: ticketmaster? scalpers? >> I’m not fond of either of these and I avoid them whenever possible (for scalpers, that’s very easy to do; for Ticketmaster, a little less so sometimes). 2972. What are you guilty of? >> *shrug* 2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high? sniffed glue: sniffed magic markers: ate paste: drank Nyquil, or Robitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug: <-- this was my high of choice. 'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product: whip-its: I have also done this. 2974. What gives you inner stregnth? >> Er... I mean, I don’t know. It just happens sometimes? 2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone? >> I sure didn’t eat them, I don’t like most cookies. 2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow? >> This isn’t my area of expertise, you’ll have to ask someone who experiences this impulse enough to have ideas about it. 2977. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? Why or why not? >> I have never experienced service at a restaurant that I did not appreciate, so... 2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie? >> Er. *shrug* 2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus? >> I mean, I assumed his ethnicity or nationality was... Israelite. I don’t know, man, I really can’t imagine it matters all that much either. As far as I understand it, they didn’t even have the same ideas about race that we’re operating from. 2980. What was one evening you'll never forget? >> --- 2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird: >> What? 2982. Trick or Treat? >> No. 2983. If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)? >> I’d prefer not to spend money in that way. I’d probably just be an art patron and throw money at people who just want to make art but don’t have time or energy because of capitalism. 2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0? Or if you don't have aol...have you ever been to a podiatrist? >> Whew, AOL... lmao. Anyway, yes, I went to a podiatrist at the beginning of the year to have my big toenails removed because they were basically ruined from, you know, hard living and suchnot. 2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be? >> I would not do this. 2986. When people lose weight, where does it go? >> -___- 2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say: >> I mean, duh, go for it. This sort of thing doesn’t faze me. I hope she has a great time and I hope the celebrity is not a fuckin dick and treats her with some class and respect. 2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time? >> No, I’m not really curious about that. 2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)? >> Potato or grain. Or sourdough. 2990. Are you emotionaly articulate? >> Not especially. It’s yet another thing I’m trying to work on. 2991. Does everything happen for a reason? >> Maybe. I’m not sure how pervasive cause and effect is. 2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone? >> That’s how I see it. Also, our personalities are basically amalgamations of people we’ve known (as well as bits added in from media, observation, etc), so that’s another way that people remain part of you when they’re gone. They’ve participated -- even in a tiny way -- in the making of you. 2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent? >> I have no idea what this means. 2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened? >> I don’t really think of my life this way, so I don’t have any examples of this in action. 2995. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:  courage? survival skills? independance? >> I mean, I guess necessity can be the mother of anything. IDK, man.

2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache? >> Time and patience. Therapy probably would help, but I can’t afford that. 2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried? >> Of course not. That’s... just not how humans work. I’m not going to try it just to try to prove biology (or whatever field of science that actually is a part of, I’m not sure lol) wrong. 2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beautiful begining of the next part? >> ??? 2999. Have you ever read any stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do. >> That name sounds vaguely familiar, but I doubt I’ve actually read anything by her. 3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)? >> I don’t know.